It's been a while since I've updated, and seeing that it's Halloween ~here are 100 factual treats about your favorite haunting whore.

1). I like my toast dark and with cream cheese.
2). I detest touching/preparing raw, uncooked meat. Fish and foul included.
3). I purchase 2 fresh floral arrangements each payday.
4). My little cat spoons with me at night.
5). I can't stand my own penmanship.
6). I have more clothes than one woman should be entitled to own.
7). I'm 90% certain that I do not want to have children.
8). I have over 60 bottles of nail polish.
9). I own 38 pairs of shoes.
10). I put ketchup on my eggs.
11). I have an addiction to fine fragrances. ~And purses.
12). I have the greenest of thumbs.
13). I won't eat tuna melts. Eww.
14). I'm obsessively compulsive.
15). I'm a registered Libertarian.
16). I don't watch "Reality TV" ~I've yet to see {even one} episode of Survivor.
17). I spent $5,800 on jewelry while in Honolulu.
18). I believe in ghosts, spirits, demonic possession and the paranormal et al.
19). I'm an excellent cook.
20). I am not a ticklish person.
21). I'm a MAXIM subscriber.
22). I spent $10,000 on a month long vacation in Amsterdam.
23). While opting to work in phone sex, I actually abhor the telephone. ~I refuse to own a cell.
24). Jack Herer is a personal friend of mine.
25). My gas/electric bill never exceeds $30.00 monthly.
26). I will never be a beer drinker.
27). I love rollercoasters.
28). I don't get headaches.
29). I've got 3 {full} drawers of lingerie, panties, bras, etc.
30. I have no allergies.
31). I despise mustard on a hamburger.
32). I am deaf in my right ear.
33). I like onions and black olives on my pizza.
34). I don't care for Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe or Adam Sandler.
35). I enjoy sipping wine while soaking in a bubble bath.
36). My house is always kept clean.
37). I carry dental floss in my purse at all times.
38). Purple is my favorite color. ~Any shade of it.
39). I do not have an Immune System.
40). I can't eat crispy bacon. Yuck.
41). I'm of Native American and Irish descent.
42). I will never date a married man.
43). I no longer have living Grandparents.
44). I type 110 words per minute. ~Accurately.
45). I only purchase whole bean coffee.
46). I don't like romantic comedies.
47). I prefer my men without facial hair.
48). I'm a huge fan of Bibliotherapy.
49). I snore when I sleep.
50). I often visit art galleries and museums.
51). I truly believe that marijuana holds medicinal value.
52). I love grilled cheese {with tomato} sandwiches.
53). My favorite colored roses, are Peach.
54). I sometimes prefer a live jazz bar, to that of the club scene.
55). I vaccuum topless. ~And I've no idea why.
56). I bring my "doggie bag" to the homeless people on the beach. The restaurants throw it out.
57). I CANNOT relate to a homophobe. ~I have many gay and lesbian friends.
58). My favorite flavor of ice cream is Butter Pecan.
59). I believe in life after death.
60). I sleep anywhere from 4-7 hours a night.
61). I can spend all day cosmetics shopping.
62). I don't know how to ice skate.
63). I have 20/13 vision.
64). I'm thinking of painting my bedroom Burgandy.
65). I am right handed.
66). I love nude sleeping and flannel sheets.
67). I will not eat {anything} from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
68). I am not a fan of football.
69). I don't like Bleu Cheese dressing.
70). I wear a 7 karat, emerald cut, Amethyst ring on my right hand.
71). I'm Roman Irish Catholic. ~Observing but, not practicing.
72). I don't drink hard alcohol. I suffer blackouts when I do.
73). I use Colgate Total Whitening toothpaste.
74). I prefer not owning a dog.
75). I sleep with 4 pillows on my bed.
76). I have such a sweet tooth.
77). As a child, I took years of tap dancing and gymnastics classes.
78). I'll always choose Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke.
79). I am multi orgasmic.
80). I make my bed every day. ~The moment I get out of it.
81). I'm afraid of heights.
82). I love warm raisin bread.
83). I'm paranoid being the front passenger in a car. ~Anyone's car.
84). I only eat soup during the Winter.
85). I was popular in school.
86). I channel surf during commercials.
87). I devote alot of time to wrapping gifts. ~I love doing it.
88). My first kiss was awful.
89). I don't like marshmallows.
90). I donate money to several different charities.
91). My favorite tree is a Weeping Willow.
92). I prefer not to drive at night.
93). I LOVE a well dressed man.
94). I don't mind getting caught in the rain.
95). My refrigerator makes strange noises.
96). I never set my alarm clock.
97). I don't own an umbrella.
98). I screen my personal calls.
99). I am not a morning person.
100). I bruise easily.
*** Bonus Fact ***
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Happy Halloween!
Love,
~Monica
XOXO