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07 February 2008 @ 03:28 am
3 years in August. That's how long I've been keeping my Live Journal ~until now.

I am retiring this journal but, I'm not deleting it. 

Three years is a long time, and there's many interesting things you'll learn about me from this journal. 

So, that's why I'm not going to delete it.

You can click here to read my new blog, babies.

Thanks for reading me over the years, and I look forward to seeing you at my new blog spot!

Love,
~Monica
XOXO
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moaning_monica
13 June 2007 @ 03:01 pm
Hi, sexy babies!   *blows kisses*

Those who have shared intimate ~and sometimes long conversations with me, already know that intelligence is what I truly find sexy in a man. This holds {especially} true in my everyday, non phone sex, offline world ~as well as in my online, fantasy phone sex world. 

My preferences in men, are as diverse as my preferences in music. Some examples of men I've dated  would be: Golden Glove Boxers, Computer Engineers, Attorneys, Olympiads and Tattoo artists to name a few.  Needless to say, I only briefly dated the boxer. Too many hits to the head equates to a one sided, intelligent conversation and as I am unable to "dumb myself down," I won't invest my time in someone whose intellect is sorrily lacking.  I simply cannot do it. 

For these reasons,  I'm grateful that the majority of men who call me for their kinky and taboo phone sex fantasies; are well educated, gainfully employed, and are also quite confident within themselves. It's been my experienced, that these men prefer creative phone sex roleplays as they too, have difficulty conversing with someone whose intellect doesn't rival their own ~even if that someone "is just a phone sex girl." Perhaps, especially if.




Notable {and unforgettable} gentlemen callers:  Dave in Michigan  ~our hour slipped away much too fast, baby. Thank you for the fabulous email, and I can't wait to talk with you again! *Smoochies*  Mark in Philadelphia  ~you are just SO silly, and I ADORE talking with you. If you call Mark's cellphone and you get his voicemail, you'll hear me greeting you, babies. Mark said, "It will drive my ex CRAZY!"  Well, who am I not to make the girls {and boys} crazy, baby? *Giggling*


Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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moaning_monica
My goodness, babies... I'm smoking the most fabulous cannabis right now, and I'm sure you can smell it in Oregon. It is very potent and very pungent.  It's called Cotton Afghani ~which is a cross between a Cotton Candy and an Afghani strain and it does smell like cotton candy.. well, except when it's being enjoyed, lol.  I'm quite confident that you'll forgive any and all typos, run-on sentences, silly observations, poor grammar etc. that I {quite possibly} could display while making this entry.  Or, at least I hope you will.  *LoL* 

It's always hard for me to come home from Palm Springs ~decompressing from the Resort mentality isn't so easy, babies.  I simply ADORE the Spa!  Sugar cane peel facials,  paraffin wax pedicures and manicures, therapeutic massages, mud or seaweed wraps, taking a steam and then a sauna, getting to spending 10 minutes in the Eucalyptus inhalation room,  then I'm ready to take the most relaxing soak in a private jacuzzi filled with mineral waters.

After I "take in the waters", I head straight into the Tranquility Room to relax my mind and refresh my spirit. The Tranquility Room is really called "The Snore Room" by members and by the staff in the Spa, lol.  After 5 minutes in that room, you will hear people so soothed and relaxed, that they fall asleep. The staff will wake you when that happens ~because your snoring will be so intrusive to other people using the room for tranquility and peace. Oh, babies... please believe me when I say that there's nothing better than this kind of pampering!  

When I'm not in the Spa, I'm shopping on The Strip or, I'm laying by the fabulous pools the resort has. What is Monica's poolside drink of choice?  It's called a "Cherry Cheesecake" and it's Vanilla Rum, Raspberry Rum, a splash of Sweet and Sour and Cranberry Juice. I sit in the desert sun all day while drinking those, they're just too yummy not to have!  *Sigh* Can you now see why I find it difficult adjusting to being back from PS, babies? Needless to say, I'll be working feverishly over the next 2 weeks, just so I can drive back for more pampering. *LoL*






Guess what, lover? I'm staying home this weekend. Do you still enjoy creative, taboo roleplays? Are you {by chance} looking for {cheap} fetish filled phone sex from a hot, intelligent girl who has no taboos and no limits, tonight?  If you are, and you're interested as well as interesting... then call me, baby.  I promise that we will exchange a fabulous experience together.




Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: determined
Current Music: For Reasons Unknown ~The Killers
 
 
moaning_monica
Hi, babies!  Your nasty girl was in dire need of some time away from designing and from phones so, I called Faith and we drove up to Palm Springs for 5 fabulous days in the desert sun.  While I took time away from designing, I certainly didn't take time off from shopping.  I'm always clothes minded baby, what can I say? *Giggling* 

Palm Canyon Drive has oodles and oodles of shops and boutiques, fabulous places to eat  and lots of great bars and clubs. If you're ever in Palm Springs and you want to check out a spectacular show, then I highly suggest you go to Copy Katz Showroom & Backroom Bistro. The entertainers are unbelievably and amazingly talented and these men look so very much like female celebrities that they impersonate. They're simply gorgeous, babies!!  Arthur Wilson a.k.a. Cher is incredibly GORGEOUS -I've never seen a more stunning man! You can see him as Cher by clicking the link to Copy Katz and viewing  YouTube.  I was so hot for him/her!!!  I'm at a total loss as to where their cocks are, you can't tell if they have them or not.  You can't even see them "tucked" or "pinched" and believe me, babies... your nasty girl was looking feverishly, lol.  The Emcee, James "Gypsy" Haake was dressed in Cavalli, Prada, Bob Mackie and Versace just to name a few ~and those were just the dresses! The shoes this 75 year old Grandfather wore had me moaning out loud, babies ~please believe me!!  So yes, I very much suggest to those of you who will be in Palm Springs, to go to Copy Katz.  You'll have a great time and don't worry, heterosexuals are welcomed!  ;)

To Mark the Valet at the Resort who made me the Smashing Pumpkins Greatest Hits CD... hi cutie, I'll see you in 2 weeks and thank you, I love it!! 





Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: rejuvenated
Current Music: Perfect ~The Smashing Pumpkins
 
 
moaning_monica
30 May 2007 @ 06:00 am
I've been a bad journal updater, and my only excuses are that I've been busy, and quite apathetic. However, my ex Steve has been riding me (no, not like that ~he IS my ex, lol) to make a journal entry so, here it is.  On a side note, Steve ~although quirky, is probably the only lawyer who's always been honest with me. That's actually saying alot, considering that even when attorney's are speaking the truth ~in some way, they're still lying to you. I would starve if this were my profession, I couldn't be so easily duplicitous.  I'm too honest of a person, especially with my feelings.



One gentleman (who never calls ~oh, the irony) suggested that I add more charities that I donate to; so that men who wish to tip me, can do that by making a donation in my name.  I actually fell in love with this idea, as it is a pretty fabulous one. ~Even though it came from someone who's never phoned me, and I know never will.  This conflicts rather strongly with my ex Steve's point of view; who tells me not to let the guys know that I'm such a humanitarian. "If you're too nice, no one will want to fuck you, Monica.."  is what my silly and sweet ex said to me.  ~This coming from someone who loathes people and all of mankind.  *LoL* You're awesome baby, and while you may be my bed, I know the judge will order the jury to ignore that statement, and strike that comment from record.  *LoL*


http://www.mamaskitchen.org/
    ~Mama's Kitchen is a local HIV/AIDS non profit organization here in San Diego; that ensures people living with HIV and AIDS, will have nourishing foods to eat every day.  I personally, have taken friends to Mama's when they've had to grapple with the decision of having to eat, pay their rent or, keep their lights on. The volunteers at Mama's Kitchen never get paid. They see no gas money to replace the (terribly expensive) gas they burn while driving around San Diego County; taking meals (prepared and unprepared) to those who have no transportation, to those who are too sick to cook or shop for themselves.  Mama's Kitchen is a great place with great people who all come together for a great cause.   Helping them will make YOU feel great, too!


http://www.cff.org/     ~The Cystic Fibrosis Foundation is a fabulous organization that helps raise money to help find a cure for this disease.  The majority of those suffering from CF, are children.  30,000 of them, actually. Cystic Fibrosis is a terrible disease that causes thick mucus to constantly coat the lungs, preventing the child from breathing.  It can be so horrible that lung transplants are needed in some extreme cases.  The children suffering from this disease, can't even pronounce it; they call their illness "65 Roses" ~what a beautiful name for such an ugly disease. Please donate today!


A HUGE hello to Joe who spent hours talking with me the other day, you're SO HOT, lover!!  I don't know WHAT it is with me and attorneys but, I just can't seem to shake them ~you boys keep following me, lol!  David in Texas  ~baby, I miss you and our fabulously creative roleplays. You work much too hard, lover.. it's time to relax. Tate: You are incredibly hot and you make my pussy SO wet when we talk, I can't wait to touch it again for you, lover!  Gray: Wow, baby... just, WOW. 3.5 hours of talking to you was AMAZING, and the fact that you live just north of me, could be trouble!  We clicked WAY too fast, WAY too much ~scary!


Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: apathetic
Current Music: Calling Back ~Leslie Round -Cafe Del Mar (25th Anniversary 1980-2005)
 
 
moaning_monica
29 December 2006 @ 04:01 pm
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Hi babies, it's been awhile, hasn't it?!  Well, I'm going to catch you up on what life has been like the past month or so.  ~I know how much you love peeking into my private world, lover.


Let's see!  I donated money to Comic Relief 2006 about a month ago.  Why?  Because the monies raised will be going towards rebuilding the city of New Orleans, and to aid the families of the Gulf region who are still destitute by Hurricane Katrina, that's why. We can't just NOT rebuild New Orleans, I'm sorry.  It's an American city and America is not disposable, and shame on Mr. Bush for suggesting as much.  I don't think he realizes that if he called off his war for two days {just TWO DAYS}, the Gulf region could be rebuilt; and people could go back and live their lives again. Right now, there's nothing for them to go back TO.  My bills were paid, I had yummy, nutritious food in my fridge, and I live in a fabulous beach townhouse.  I certainly was in a situation to where I could give something back, and not "feel it" so, that's exactly what I did.  I gave.  ~And in return, I got some cool shirts with Bill Maher's name on the back.  Good karma coming back to me!  See how that works, babies?    ;)  


I also donated money to the Humane Society on Christmas Eve.  I'll be donating to them monthly as I've elected to become a "Guardian" with them so, once a month $18.00 will be withdrawn from my bank account by the HSUS. That $18.00 will help shelter, feed and give medical assistance to abused/abandoned dogs and cats.  Their commercial  yanked at my heart strings, and I couldn't just sit there; staring at those sad and broken faces, without picking up my phone and helping them.  Pets are people, too! 


My favorite charity to donate to, is  St. Jude's.  St. Jude makes it possible for a cancer stricken child {whose family cannot afford treatment}, to get the treatment(s) he or she needs free of charge. St. Jude Children's Research Hospital has never {and will never} turned a child away because they cannot afford to pay.  I gladly take out my checkbook when their envelopes come in the mail.  In return for my donations, I get {fabulous} address labels from the terminally ill children ~their way of saying "Thank you for helping me fight."  



Much love to Aaron, Ken, Bruce, Brian, Dave, Todd, Peter and of course, Justin.  Have a fabulous weekend, babies! 


Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: Watching television
 
 
moaning_monica
19 December 2006 @ 03:02 pm
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Please forgive my bad journal'ing habits but, I've been extremely busy with designing, life and of course, phone boning. *winks* And speaking of phone boning, you guys can now check out my personal {SEXY} website and many, MANY thank you's to the {sexy} Webmistress who bestowed upon me, her FABULOUS web designing skills!


James woke me up this morning with another 60 minute control and domination session. The first roleplaying fantasy was very detailed and James knows exactly what he wants, and how to go about expressing that, too. The first call we did, he wanted "my husband" (Steve) and I to leave the club and go back to his place with him. I returned from the powder room to find my husband gagged, and bound to a chair in the center of James' living room. The next thing I knew; I was being overpowered by James ~and that's when our nightmare truly began.

I found myself quickly stripped and gagging on a fat, hard cock as James rammed 2 of his fingers into my wet pussy ~as my husband sat and watched. James was telling me "that he was going to force his 10" black cock into my tight, wet fuckholes..." because "that's what I get for being married and teasing him." Steve couldn't do anything except sit there, forced to watch his wife being roughly violated by a pissed off, horny, "teased" guy. James was teasing Steve, too ~saying things like "Steve, man... your wife's pussy and ass are really fucking tight! I'm gonna have to loosen this teasing, nasty whore up for you, bro..." I was very scared and was crying alot heavier now but, James liked that ~it made his 10 inch cock much harder. My poor husband; sitting there, having to watch me get raped by an out of control, sexually controlling deviant.

My small, tight asshole was being violently fisted and James was making me tell my husband what he was doing to me. "Tell him... tell him what I'm doing to you, Monica..." and through wimpers, screams and cries I stammered "Steve... he's got his... big fist... moving in and out... of my asshole and it hurts soooo bad!" James quickly said "Yeah, that's right Monica... and tell him why I'm moving my fist in and out of you..." and I replied the way he wanted me to: "because I'm a teasing, slutty whore, Steve.. that's why James is fisting me..." and then he laughed, and told Steve how hard he was going to fuck his wife as he sat there and watched.

James pulled his pants down and rubbed his fat, hard dick across my face while slapping and pulling on my nipples ~making sure Steve had a good view of his wife's abuse. James rammed his swollen, wide cock straight down my throat; and then he pinched my nostrils closed. I was literally choking on cock and then he started fisting my cunt ~he taunted and laughed, shouting to Steve "your slutty wife is really liking it, Steve... her pussy is nice and wet, getting all juicy for my 10 inch cock..." and Steve just sat there; tied, unable to speak, useless and powerless. Satisified that my throat was choked enough on his cock, James ripped it from my mouth, and slammed it into my cunt ~not forgetting to shove his fist back into my aching, sore and torn asshole. James finishes up our calls by taking his cock from my ass {or cunt}, and beats it on my face until his hot, sticky load is dripping from my skin.

This was our first call, by the way. For today's hour long rape fest, James brought his black friend Buck along. This nasty girl was balled by 2 black cocks this morning, babies. Buck had a 14" horse cock and shredded my insides with it. I was utterly begging James for his {smaller} 10 incher!!


Honorable mentions go to: Mr. Bill, Mark, Doc, Bruce {a fabulous new, return caller}, Kenny, Justin and of course, Matt. It's absolutely wonderful to talk with you boys so often, and I hope your holiday season is filled with all the things you love!


I'm home tonight babies, and I'm waiting for you.


Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: horny
Current Music: Madonna- Get Together
 
 
moaning_monica
22 November 2006 @ 09:15 pm
I've been so busy, that I've been lagging on my updates. Have you missed me? Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

You're just going to have to keep missing me because I won't be making any major updates until after tomorrow. *Lol*

However, I just want to let James know that when I do make my update, he's going to love reading it. ~For those who can't wait for the update, call me. I'll tell you just how nasty James was to me. 60 full minutes of being completely dominated by him in a very wicked roleplay, babies.


Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Watching Madonna's Confessions Tour: From Wembley Stadium
 
 
moaning_monica
11 November 2006 @ 08:16 pm
I've spoken to quite a few of you between yesterday and today, who are very hot and very kinky.

Mike loved hearing me gag on his big, fat cock ~and my Canadian guy Peter had a nasty MILF roleplay for us, as well. John was incredibly wicked and nasty and I loved how downright extreme things got, lover. To make the night even better, I got a call from my sweetie, Dave. He's been down in the dumps for awhile, and it was fabulous spending time with him again.

I'm staying home tonight, babies. I'm staying home, and I really want to be nasty.

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: loved
Current Music: The Biography Channel- Psychic Investigators
 
 
moaning_monica
07 November 2006 @ 08:50 pm
... I want you to meet my {freaky} friend Faith.

I met Faith while attending New York's FIT a few years ago, and she relocated to California after the 9/11 attacks. We met at The Scrap Bar in the Village, and we've been friends ever since. Meeting Faith came at the right time for me, actually. I was 3,000 miles from home, in a strange city and state, living on my own ~for what seemed like the first time in my {young} adult life. Being so far from home, my family & friends, wasn't something I gave too much thought to after meeting Faith. I was sad to leave New York and come back to San Diego, because she and I had such a great time while I was there, lol. I ended up doing something with Faith, that I'd never done with anyone up to that point ~kept in touch. People always say they'll write, or that they'll call but, people are busy and time {and life} doesn't always permit "keeping in touch" so, I feel fabulous in knowing that it's something that she and I managed to do.

And how fabulous for you, babies! Now you can come into the chatroom and meet her for yourself. But, if you're not much of a chat fan, just call her. You'll be glad you did, lover.

I'd tell you to be nice to her but, I'll just tell you to be careful instead, lol.

She truly is, New York City.

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO
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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: Paul Oakenfold- Gamemaster
 
 
moaning_monica
03 November 2006 @ 05:52 pm
... for {hot} Peter up in Canada.

He loved reading my journal ~as well as my bio, and he simply needed to spend 20 {nasty} minutes with me. Peter wanted me to be his younger, cockteasing, sister who's got plenty of experience ~not only with teasing cocks, but riding them, too. I played with my soft, swollen pussy as he stood there watching me. I was wiggling around on my bed, slipping my fingers into my wet, tight cunt, as he stood there getting rock hard in his pants.

I giggled at my brother and kind of taunted him, asking him if he liked watching his hot, younger sister spread her pussy lips open. I knew he'd say yes, and that made me giggle even harder. I was really starting to get into teasing his cock now ~and he was really liking what he was seeing, too. I kept teasing him and asking him if he liked watching me, telling him how much I loved grinding my sweet, tight pussy down on my fingers in front of him. Peter was standing there, really rubbing himself now, and he kept telling me that "I shouldn't be teasing him" and that "If I kept doing this, I was gonna be sorry.." but, I didn't care ~I was having oodles of fun teasing his cock.

My pussy was dripping and I was giggling, taunting and rubbing ~while Peter was starting to pant and call me a "dirty little tease." I loved hearing him call me that ~and it really only made me want to be a bigger tease. I moved my {wet} fingers down to that tight, pretty asshole I knew he was looking at, and began slipping a finger inside of it. The look on my masturbating, {teased} brother's face, was such an incredible turn on for me, so I began teasing him some more ~while he watched my finger stretch that pink, tight asshole. My pussy juice was leaking, getting my finger and asshole wet ~and that's when I told my brother to "get his face nice 'n close" because what I really wanted was for him to be able to smell those wet, juicy fuckholes. Peter was out of his mind now and that's when he raised his voice, telling me that "Now I was gonna get it" and that "He was gonna fuck his teasing, slut sister real good" ~and he meant what he said, too. He rammed his big, fat cock so deep inside of my ass, that I let out a startled cry ~and a few pumps later, I was feeling Peter empty his balls inside of me.

I'm SO glad you called, lover. You keep warm up there, ok?

You keep warm up there, and I'll stay hot {and wet} out here. ;)

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: flirty
Current Music: Watching Beverly Hills, 90210 reruns
 
 
moaning_monica
02 November 2006 @ 07:06 pm
No, really, I do.

Her name is irrelevant, however, for the sake of the story, I'll call her "N'awlins." ~She's from Baton Rouge. So, N'awlins and I are relaxing on my couch, and we're chatting about this and that whilst sharing a doobie, when the topic of stun guns came up. I really can't recall how stun guns were a part of our conversation but, we were talking about them nonetheless. N'awlins starts laughing and says {with her Baton Rouge accent) "Aww girl... you wanna hear somethin' funny?"

Before I go any further into this story, I have to tell you that since she's born and raised "in the Bayou" ~she's never been with a white man before. She's white in color but, she's Creole so, she's got French, Native American as well as African American in her, too. Her boyfriend now (as in the past) is African American, and he's a rapper, drinking his 40's, etc. He, just like N'awlins, truly is one of a kind and they're real about who they are ~and I love, admire and respect that alot. The three of us get along wonderfully, and it's because I'm so very different from them (personality wise), that we do. We each bring something different to the proverbial friendship table, and it's so awesome indeed.

Okay, back to where I left off.

She tells me about this time she and a friend of hers (who was seriously skitzophrenic & didn't like her meds, lol), were driving on some back road in Louisiana, when they spotted a guy walking on the side of the road. And her friend says to N'awlins "yo girl, let's pick him up 'n rob him" (LoL) so, N'awlins says "ahh yeah? aight.. how you wanna do this?" This is 2 females, mind you, lol. So, her friend says, "I got a stun gun on me. You take it and after we have him in the car, I'll tell you to pull over 'cos I gotta pee. When I get outta the car, you stun him 'n then we'll rob him 'n throw him out." N'awlins sees victory in this plan and takes the stun gun from her skitzo friend, and pulls over ~asking the guy if he wanted in. Naturally, he takes the girls up on their offer because according to N'awlins "Where he wanted to be was a good lil minute aways from where we was." {Haha @ her accent} In knowing N'awlins over the year, I've picked up on her lingo enough to know that it was much too far for him to keep walking so, he gladly hopped in.

They drive a little bit up the road and her friend says "yo girl, I gotta pee so, pull over... and she does. Her friend gets out, N'awlins pulls out the stun gun and as she's sitting there, looking straight ahead, she throws her arm back behind her ~going to stun this unsuspecting guy, "when all of a sudden" N'awlins says "Dis stupid BITCH comes 'n sticks her big fuckin head back in the car RIGHT in front o' mah arm as I'm lookin to stun dis fool.." and N'awlins inadvertantly ends up sticking the stun gun right on her friends forehead. Hahahaha!! She's telling me {as I'm literally laughing out loud} "girl.. have you EVER stunned anybody? You cain't jus' pull it off once ya done realize ya made a mistake!" I was done, lol... I was laughing so very hard. She says "ahh man, the dude in the back seen dis shit 'n he started yellin 'n screamin 'n he jumped right the hell out, tryin to get away from these crazy assed bitches.." Lol. N'awlins told me she was "cracking up, dying laughing" as her friend "was sitting there, twitching" after getting zapped with 300 thousand volts, saying "yo girl.. ya think I'm gonna be aright?" N'awlins told me that her friend had 2 little blood droplets on her forehead from where it was stuck there, too. Haha, how amusing.

Let this be a warning to the men who find themselves walking along a Louisiana back road, lol. If 2 females ask if you'd like a lift, kindly decline.

Shoutouts for my thick dicked, black Brian who calls and loves my big, round ghetto booty ~and for my utterly depraved Matthew, you rock, lover. I can't wait to hear back from you again.

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO
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moaning_monica
02 November 2006 @ 01:42 am
... we'll all be singing Auld Lang Syne.

I can't believe how quickly this year has gone, or maybe it's just me. Maybe it's not going fast at all. Maybe it's moving at the pace it's always moved, and I'm just enjoying this doobie a little too much. No. No, it's not the marijuana mask. The year definetly has slipped away much too quickly. The people I've known, who I no longer see. The people I've just met, who I will never see ~this has been my year. I love my life, and I wouldn't change it for anything.

Speaking of doobies, a bigtime hello to mr_bill who called tonight. Bill is so awesome and we always have a fabulous, nasty time together, too. He's got an incredible tongue and a big, fat cock and when Bill flips me over, I know he'll be drilling me nice 'n hard.

I'm glad you enjoyed the "100 facts about me" entry, babe. It was oodles of fun to write and sometimes guys wonder the most random, weirdest things about me. *Lol*

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO
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Current Location: Del Mar, California
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Current Music: Evans Blue- Dark That Follows
 
 
moaning_monica
31 October 2006 @ 11:38 am
It's been a while since I've updated, and seeing that it's Halloween ~here are 100 factual treats about your favorite haunting whore.

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1). I like my toast dark and with cream cheese.
2). I detest touching/preparing raw, uncooked meat. Fish and foul included.
3). I purchase 2 fresh floral arrangements each payday.
4). My little cat spoons with me at night.
5). I can't stand my own penmanship.
6). I have more clothes than one woman should be entitled to own.
7). I'm 90% certain that I do not want to have children.
8). I have over 60 bottles of nail polish.
9). I own 38 pairs of shoes.
10). I put ketchup on my eggs.
11). I have an addiction to fine fragrances. ~And purses.
12). I have the greenest of thumbs.
13). I won't eat tuna melts. Eww.
14). I'm obsessively compulsive.
15). I'm a registered Libertarian.
16). I don't watch "Reality TV" ~I've yet to see {even one} episode of Survivor.
17). I spent $5,800 on jewelry while in Honolulu.
18). I believe in ghosts, spirits, demonic possession and the paranormal et al.
19). I'm an excellent cook.
20). I am not a ticklish person.
21). I'm a MAXIM subscriber.
22). I spent $10,000 on a month long vacation in Amsterdam.
23). While opting to work in phone sex, I actually abhor the telephone. ~I refuse to own a cell.
24). Jack Herer is a personal friend of mine.
25). My gas/electric bill never exceeds $30.00 monthly.
26). I will never be a beer drinker.
27). I love rollercoasters.
28). I don't get headaches.
29). I've got 3 {full} drawers of lingerie, panties, bras, etc.
30. I have no allergies.
31). I despise mustard on a hamburger.
32). I am deaf in my right ear.
33). I like onions and black olives on my pizza.
34). I don't care for Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe or Adam Sandler.
35). I enjoy sipping wine while soaking in a bubble bath.
36). My house is always kept clean.
37). I carry dental floss in my purse at all times.
38). Purple is my favorite color. ~Any shade of it.
39). I do not have an Immune System.
40). I can't eat crispy bacon. Yuck.
41). I'm of Native American and Irish descent.
42). I will never date a married man.
43). I no longer have living Grandparents.
44). I type 110 words per minute. ~Accurately.
45). I only purchase whole bean coffee.
46). I don't like romantic comedies.
47). I prefer my men without facial hair.
48). I'm a huge fan of Bibliotherapy.
49). I snore when I sleep.
50). I often visit art galleries and museums.
51). I truly believe that marijuana holds medicinal value.
52). I love grilled cheese {with tomato} sandwiches.
53). My favorite colored roses, are Peach.
54). I sometimes prefer a live jazz bar, to that of the club scene.
55). I vaccuum topless. ~And I've no idea why.
56). I bring my "doggie bag" to the homeless people on the beach. The restaurants throw it out.
57). I CANNOT relate to a homophobe. ~I have many gay and lesbian friends.
58). My favorite flavor of ice cream is Butter Pecan.
59). I believe in life after death.
60). I sleep anywhere from 4-7 hours a night.
61). I can spend all day cosmetics shopping.
62). I don't know how to ice skate.
63). I have 20/13 vision.
64). I'm thinking of painting my bedroom Burgandy.
65). I am right handed.
66). I love nude sleeping and flannel sheets.
67). I will not eat {anything} from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
68). I am not a fan of football.
69). I don't like Bleu Cheese dressing.
70). I wear a 7 karat, emerald cut, Amethyst ring on my right hand.
71). I'm Roman Irish Catholic. ~Observing but, not practicing.
72). I don't drink hard alcohol. I suffer blackouts when I do.
73). I use Colgate Total Whitening toothpaste.
74). I prefer not owning a dog.
75). I sleep with 4 pillows on my bed.
76). I have such a sweet tooth.
77). As a child, I took years of tap dancing and gymnastics classes.
78). I'll always choose Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke.
79). I am multi orgasmic.
80). I make my bed every day. ~The moment I get out of it.
81). I'm afraid of heights.
82). I love warm raisin bread.
83). I'm paranoid being the front passenger in a car. ~Anyone's car.
84). I only eat soup during the Winter.
85). I was popular in school.
86). I channel surf during commercials.
87). I devote alot of time to wrapping gifts. ~I love doing it.
88). My first kiss was awful.
89). I don't like marshmallows.
90). I donate money to several different charities.
91). My favorite tree is a Weeping Willow.
92). I prefer not to drive at night.
93). I LOVE a well dressed man.
94). I don't mind getting caught in the rain.
95). My refrigerator makes strange noises.
96). I never set my alarm clock.
97). I don't own an umbrella.
98). I screen my personal calls.
99). I am not a morning person.
100). I bruise easily.

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO
 
 
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moaning_monica
25 October 2006 @ 07:03 pm
I know I do.

Open your browser and Google the word "failure" ~check out the very first hit Google gives you. Surprised? I certainly am not ~but, shame on you for being surprised.

George W. Bush is a moron with a war on ~and even Google knows it.

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO

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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: The National Geographic Channel- Waco: The Tragedy
 
 
moaning_monica
23 October 2006 @ 02:19 am
I've been quite busy the last few days ~but, I really don't feel as though I've accomplished much. Lol.

The calls have been awesome, however, and I really love that about you guys.

John in L.A. wanted me to be his niece, and that was naughty fun. He wanted me to 'call him' on getting hard while watching me in the pool. He was denying it the whole time but, there was no denying that huge bulge in his jeans. When I sternly told him how wrong it was to be sexually aroused over a relative, he was still denying ~until I was unzipping his fly, pulling out the swollen evidence, and gently stroking it before him.

John was moaning and denying ~and I was stroking, while pushing him back into the chair. I was going to ride up and down on his cock while scolding Uncle John for being hard for me. As John fell into the chair, I pulled my bikini bottoms to the side and sat myself down on his fat, swollen prick. Mmmmm... locking my tight, wet snatch around my Uncle's cock had me getting wetter ~especially because while he rubbed my tits, he was no longer denying anything. While he rubbed my tits, he said nothing at all. ~Uncle John was much too busy leaning foward to lick my stiff nipples, while I rode up and down on his swollen, aching cock. I think I bounced for him 7 times before Uncle John flipped me over and began fucking his tight bodied, niece's ass. Mmmmm... he screwed my asshole SO well, that I secretly hoped Uncle John would be back for another pool party.

My sweetie Dave is having a tough time lately so, I just wanted to publicly say to him that I hope things level themselves out for you, lover. If I get blue or depressed (which is hardly ever), I repeat a quote from one of my favorite movies ~The Crow. The quote is "It can't rain all the time..." ~and it can't, or won't. So, don't stress out too much, ok? Concentrate on the things you can change, and don't trip on the things you can't change, baby. *hugs 'n kisses*

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~Monica
XOXO
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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: scared
Current Music: Friday The 13th -Part VI: Jason Lives (on HBO)
 
 
moaning_monica
19 October 2006 @ 03:47 pm
No, not from my career and my job ~just from updating my journal.

While I always have much to say, I don't always feel like saying it. So, it's these times, that I purposely stay away from posting. If "I'm not feeling it" then I'm just not feeling it, and that's just the way I am. Lol.

However, I've been extremely busy, and this is always a good thing. I love working hard as the holidays are approaching ~and I think it's because the harder I work, the more I reward myself for "working so hard at holiday time." Humorous? Perhaps. But, while it may be comical, it also is a fact based method to my madness. I work hard and play even harder, babies. Or, is that rougher? ;)

Praise time!


To the fabulously brilliant, horny, sexy and successful men who call me daily, thank you. Jeremy, Justin, Lance, mr_bill, Brian, Dave ~and especially the men who've dumped loads of cum into me, and who never gave their names. You're all so nasty and hardcore, and I just cannot get enough of it ~nor do I want to.

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~Monica
XOXO
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Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: naughty
Current Music: The History Channel- The Legend of Al Capone
 
 
moaning_monica
12 October 2006 @ 09:22 pm
.... I was up all night last night.

I finally went to sleep just after 7AM and woke up a little after 1 in the afternoon. I'm certain that I'll sleep wonderfully tonight, though. I love my life, and I wouldn't change it for anything. I don't however, enjoy shooting my day to Hell by sleeping until the afternoon ~unless it's the weekend, of course. I adore sleeping in on a Saturday or Sunday, especially if I have someone sexy to snuggle with. You just try getting me out of bed if there's good cuddle action going on, lol.

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He was in the movie "Red Eye" (great flick, by the way) and he played such an awesome and hot bad guy. I'm always attracted to the bad boy type, and I don't know why that is, lol. I've been watching this movie on HBO all week, and it's because I think he's just so HOT in it, and it's because his character is evil. His eyes are SO blue and SO beautiful ~evil or not, I'd so do him and yes, yes... no facial hair. Just how I want my man, lol. My taste in men is as diversified as my taste in music, really. I've said that more than once in the (almost) 2 years that I've been keeping this journal. However, I very rarely (if ever), go for men who have facial hair. ~Except Brad Pitt when he has to have it, and a few scenes in Red Eye with Cillian but, again, those would be the exceptions. {so far} Lol.

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO
 
 
Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: drained
Current Music: 30 Seconds To Mars- The Kill
 
 
moaning_monica
11 October 2006 @ 11:15 pm
It's 11:20, and I'm about to make a pot of Black Forest Cake flavored coffee.

My knee is already beginning to bounce ~and I probably shouldn't have it at this hour but, I'm simply craving this coffee. I'll end up taking a nap between 7-9AM and then I'll be fine. Besides, I'm more of a night owl anyway ~I get alot of work done on the overnights. That's when I usually cut and sew the fabrics for whatever project I happen to be working on or, I'm making lists to purchase fabrics. The overnights are perfect for this because it can take a long time to do either, lol.

Speaking of taking a long time, mmmm... Dave ~I spoke with him a little bit ago. He is just so hot and so sexy, that I end up making my bed wet when we're playing on the phone. My pussy gets soaked when we're phone fucking each other ~and I am not kidding, babies.

Sexual dynamite, Dave. You and I are definetly sexual dynamite.

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO
 
 
Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Evans Blue- Over
 
 
moaning_monica
11 October 2006 @ 06:24 pm
Mmmm  
Dave was the last call I took before falling asleep last night, and I loved that I was so spent afterwards.

You are utterly amazing baby, and the things you say to me {and the way you say them} gets me so hot 'n super horny. And you love spooning so, that makes you 100% perfect in my eyes, lover. *Purrs*

Just as Dave rocked me to sleep last night, Tom rocked me awake this morning. Damn, he was uber nasty and it was an incredible way to open my eyes ~please believe me, babies. I have no clue where you came from Tom but, I'd sure love to get more of you again. *winks*

Brian, Brian... big, thick, black dicked Brian. He loves calling me and taking me out to the club with him and his boys ~don't you, Brian? Brian likes watching me wiggle my ghetto booty as his homies are moving their hands up 'n down my thighs, ass, hips, waist and tits. Brian loves beating his fat, black cock while listening to me sucking his buddies off two at a time. Yeah, Brian... you're just as nasty 'n freaky as me, baby. ~Big baller that you are.

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Love,
~Monica
XOXO
 
 
Current Location: Del Mar, California
Current Mood: flirty
Current Music: Evans Blue- A Cross And A Girl Named Blessed